Largest remaining ice shelf littered with sudden, dramatic cracks. “Threshold must have been crossed.”
Spain - Murcia turning to desert…Spaniards happy to ignore problem, capitalize on sand’s value as commodity.
California - Schwarzie announces drought emergency, summons cast of Predator for aid.
Himalayan ice pack shrinking, supplies major rivers to 3 billion.
No sun spots will destroy Scandinavia, make most of the world unpleasantly chilly.
Dying gulf stream will make Scotland worth skiing again.
ancient organic matter will decompose: effect of 1 bajillion SUVs idling in traffic
it happened before, it could happen again at any moment
methane bubbling out of permafrost is gigantic earth fart.
“Methane apocalypse” actually not that funny.
they get it - smelly atheist hippies want to take away their SUVs and make them eat tofu while plowing communally-owned arugula farms
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