Greenobyl

June 5, 2008

Warner-Lieberman gets filibustered.

Filed under: Ecology — admin @ 6:49 am

“Revenge” for judicial nominations…Harry Reid cries a lone tear.

Prince Charles tries to save rainforest

Filed under: Ecology — admin @ 4:13 am

Launches intiative to protect rainforests. To be forgiven for killing Princess Diana, looking funny.

Support his initiative (but not the outmoded concept of monarchy) here!

Water?

Filed under: Coming Apocalypse, Ecology — admin @ 3:52 am

Spain - Murcia turning to desert…Spaniards happy to ignore problem, capitalize on sand’s value as commodity.

California - Schwarzie announces drought emergency, summons cast of Predator for aid.

Himalayan ice pack shrinking, supplies major rivers to 3 billion.

June 4, 2008

Chimps catching human viruses

Filed under: Ecology — admin @ 5:49 am

Didn’t they give us AIDS?

NASA: we denied climate change. sorry about that.

Filed under: Ecology — admin @ 5:40 am

Public affairs office “reduced, marginalized… climate change science.” Everyone, like, totally shocked.

June 3, 2008

MIT kids make paper that can soak up oil.

Filed under: Ecology — admin @ 8:32 am

Reusable paper can soak up 20x its weight in oil, is reusable, is otherwise kinky and awesome.

June 2, 2008

Solar water lillies In Glasgow’s River Clyde

Filed under: Ecology, Energy — admin @ 6:21 am

Plan for solar water lillies to turn Clyde into a solar power plant - newest addition to the stabbing capital of Europe would be ironically idyllic.

oceans filled with plastic

Filed under: Ecology — admin @ 4:41 am

46,000 pieces of plastic litter in every square mile of ocean devastating sea life - ocean likely to turn into massive kiddie-pool

nobody likes Warner-Lieberman act

Filed under: Ecology — admin @ 4:32 am

smelly hippies says it doesn’t do enough, will be ineffective.

Newt - does too much, will be ineffective

Mr. Global Warming says we must scrub our air of CO2.

Filed under: Ecology — admin @ 4:27 am

60 million scrubbers, at a cost of $600 Billion.

600 million Kiddie-Laptops

60 billion mosquito nets.

37.5 billion pounds of beluga caviar - ~6 pounds of caviar for every man, woman and child.

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